Wednesday, September 21, 2011

SOME HUMOUR

It has been sometime since I shared some humour with you all. So here I go :

One afternoon a young lady got a call from some relatives that they would be coming over for dinner. After telling them Ok, she realized that she needed some items urgently to prepare dinner. She quickly changed into shorts throwing a t shirt over to rush to the market. She dragged her 3 years old son along. He said, “ Mom, I want to tell you something.” She said, “ Later dear, I am in a hurry.” When they got into car he again repeated the same thing and got the same reply. In the market he said same a few times to be rebuked and told the same reply. When they got home much later, he was quiet, so she said, “ Ok, now tell me what is it?” Son said,” All I wanted to tell you was that your zipper is open.”

A young man was feeling affects of newly married life, so they went to doctor. Doctor after asking some probing questions advised that they take it easy for a while and do it only on days with r in it. A few days later early in the morning his wife snuggled up saying “ Let’s.” He asked,” What day is it.” She replied,” Tuesrday.”

A young boy took a girl on blind date. They went to fair. After roaming around for some time he asked her what would she like to do next. On her saying that she would like to get weighed, he took her to weighing machine and had her weighed. Some time later he asked her again as to what would she like to do next, and on hearing the same wish he again got her weighed. This happened once again and he got annoyed. He took her back to her place and left her there. When she called up her friend who had set up that date, she was asked as to did she have good time. She replied,” Wousy.”

Three French boys aged 3, 5 and 7 were walking is secluded part of a park when they saw a young couple making love behind a huge bush. 3 years old asked,” What are they doing?” 5 years old replied,” Hush, they are making love.” 7 years old said,” And doing so badly too.”

21 comments:

Tanvi said...

Hahahaha! :D Good ones! Thanks for the laughs.

♡ from © tanvii.com

Gayu said...

Good one uncle...felt very nice..especially after the previous post...who said ur aging????

Good night
Gayu

CATGIRL !! said...

lolz...m glad us hared the jokes..i wanted to feel light too !

Scribbling Gal said...

:) good one thanks for the smile uncle...needed it...going through a tough time....

btw I blogged :)

Thinking said...

hmmm....nice...I really enjoyed them....

Harman said...

good one ..keep up with humour.

suvaiba said...

lollz
good one..! :)

☆ Rià ღ said...

Really good!! :D

TheGirlAtFirstAvenue said...

Ha! Good one! :)

Nikita said...

hehehe..

Mishi said...

hahahahaha nice job jack..put a smile on my Lips..Stay Blessed:-)

amy said...

This was a perfect read for my morning! I giggled, thank you!

hugs (^.^) hope to hear from you *
amyflyingakite.com

Jack said...

TANVI :

I am glad that you liked these to have a laugh. Take care


GAYU :

You make me so emotional with your sayings. May God bless you. Take care


CATGIRL :

I am happy that I have been instrumental to make your mood light. Take care


S G :

I feel glad that I could make you smile even when you are under stress. I have left my comments on your new post. Take care

Jack said...

THINKING :

You made me so happy with this honest statement. Take care


HARMAN :

Thanks for appreciation. I will try my best to keep humour alive. Take care


SUVAIBA :

I am glad that you had a good laugh. Take care


RIA :

Thank you for appreciation. Take care

Jack said...

T G AFA :

Thanks for liking it and having laugh. Take care


NIKITA :

You made me so happy with laugh. I have visited you today. Take care


MISHI :

YEH TO ZARAANAWAZI HAI AAPKI VARNAA BANDAA KIS KAAM KA. AAPKI DUAON KAA SHUKRIYAA. MERI DUA HAI KI UPPARWALA AAPKI HAR KHWAAHISH POORI KARE. Take care


AMY :

Welcome to my space. I feel so happy that I could make you start morning in happy mood. I will surely visit you soon and catch up with your writings. But if you read my previous post you will see that WILL is there but BODY is weak. So please bear with me. Take care

Being Pramoda... said...

Hi Uncle, even i was thinking that its been long time that u put some humorous posts here..

that's awesme.. enjoyed the read here..;)

Shruti said...

Good ones Jack. I had a good laugh (at work place)Shhh!
Share these more often :)

Jyoti Mishra said...

fun read... thoroughly enjoyed it !!

Jack said...

PRAMODA :

I will try to share more as you enjoy humour. Take care


SHRUTI :

I am so glad that you laughed at dreary ( Read Work ) place. I will try to make you have laugh more often. Guilty of not visiting for long time. Will make amends soon. Take care


JYOTI :

I am so glad you enjoyed these. Have been absent at your place for long, will visit soon. Take care

Live2cherish said...

:))

Jack said...

L2C :

I am glad you liked these. Take care