Sunday, November 4, 2012

LET US SMILE


This is my 200th post. So let me make you all smile as I am. I am sharing some light hearted humour with you :

A ship docked at a small port for replenishing rations after almost a year at sea. A sailor with home town just about half an hour away from there, requested Captain for shore leave. Captain agreed due to compassionate grounds but told him to be back next day as they would be sailing in two days. There was no sign of him next day. As the ship was about to sail after two days, he was seen running up the pier towards the ship. When he boarded, Captain asked him for reasons to be late. Here is their conversation after that –

Sailor “ It took two days for my uniform to dry.”

Captain “ But it did not rain.”

Sailor” Sir, when I reached home my wife was in shower.”



Jim walking by river bank found a man propped up against a tree with his fishing rod secured in hallow of tree trunk. He saw that fishing line was taut as fish seemed to have taken the bait. He told that man about it asking him to pull out the fish. That man asked Jim to do it for him. After the fish was pulled out and unhooked, he asked Jim to put a bait and cast the line again. Jim obliged him and continued with his walk. Later while on his way back Jim found the same situation again. And the whole process of pulling out fish and casting fresh bait was repeated. Jim could not hold his curiosity asking that man if he was so lazy why did he not bring his son along with him for fishing. He said that he did not have a son as he was not married. Jim asked him then why did he not get married. That man asked Jim if he had a pregnant woman in mind.    



Dodo got married. His friends asked him about plans for honeymoon. He told of an exotic destination chosen for that. Friends were surprised as that place was known to be very expensive while Dodo was a miser. On their asking Dodo told them that he is saving 50% cost. On being asked how, he told that his wife was going alone and his business partner had volunteered to go along at his expense to look after her safety.

14 comments:

Humaira Anwar said...

<3 Uncle Jack!!!

Many congratulations and keep enlightening us with your experience , humor and care.

Best wishes for health and blog.

Humaira

Sonshu said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

Congrats on the 200th post Uncle Jack! :D

Hope to see many more!

<3
Sonshu
www.thesonshu.com

Gayu said...

LOL..!!!

Congratulations uncle for insiring us and guiding us with your blog.

Thank you for all the moments, when you make us think, make us smile...!!!!

Take care
Gayu

Ann said...

First of all Congrats on completing your 200th Post.. There is a long way to go Sir !

And yes the third joke was ultimate.. :)

Sarah said...

wow!! 200th Post! Congrats :D

U surprise me every time I drop by :)

Away to read the previous posts now ;)

Take Care.

Sachi Mahajan said...

First of all BIG CONGRATULATIONS for 200th post.
And secondly, Thanks a ton for the much needed laughter's. It made my day :)
Keep writing..

Harman said...

lolzzz.
miser ..was the best,,he has money but unfortunately no brain!

Harman said...

congrats.. its 200th post. Many more milestones to cover!

Amrita Tanmay said...

दो सौंवीं पोस्ट के लिए आपको हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं.. तीनों के तीनों चुटकुले मुस्कान बिखेरने वाली है . अच्छी लगी..

Bhavana said...

You are a naughty 63 yr old man!!!! Hahahaha!!! Congrats on your 200th post, Jack!

Jack said...

HUMAIRA :

Thanks for your wishes. I will try to keep up with your expectations. Take care


SONSHU :

Thanks for wishes. I will try to continue as long as I can. Take care


GAYU :

Thanks for such warm wishes. Take care


ANN :

Thanks for your wishes. I am glad that you liked the jokes. Take care


SARAH :

Thanks for your wishes. Hope surprise is pleasant. Kindly do keep giving your valuable views. Take care

Jack said...

SACHI :

Thanks for your wishes. I am glad that you enjoyed these. Take care


HARMAN :

Thanks for your wishes. I am happy that you had a laugh at these. Take care


AMRITA :

AAPKI SHUBHKAAMNAYON KAA ATI DHANYAAWAAD. MUJHE ACHCHHA LAGAA KI AAPKO YEY PASAND AAYE. Take care


BHAVANA :

Thanks for your wishes. I was 63 when I started blogging here. Now I am 67 years naughty old man. I am so grateful for your valuable on so many previous posts also. I have replied to all. Take care

Oldfox004 said...

congrats on the 200th!! great fun..keep it up uncle:)

Jack said...

OLDFOX :

Thanks a lot. Hope I can meet your expectations. Take care