Friday, November 30, 2012

FOR SOME SMILE

Time for little cheers, isn’t  it?  With due apologies to blondes :


Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.


A gorgeous young redhead went into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' said the doctor.. 'Show me.’
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?’
 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'


A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
 The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'




A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, And asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!


PS : I may be out of town for a week without access to internet. Please bear with me.

17 comments:

Irfanuddin said...

thanks a lot Sir for giving some reason to smile in this hectic life schedule.....

and have a great week ahead....

Take care.

Shilpa Garg said...

:)

Punam said...

:)Good ones.

Oldfox004 said...

long time i hadn't read a good blonde joke! :)

Being Pramoda... said...

Good read..;)

Have nice stay away from Internet :)

♫♪♥PhilO♥♪♫ said...

Good entertainment Sir :D

Jaggu said...

Hello,

I really enjoyed reading them. Read the real jokes after a long time. Glad to visit your blog.

Updated my blog. Please visit and spread it:)

Celestial Dreamz said...

thanks for this one :) ... hope you are doing fine.

Jack said...

IRFANUDDIN :

You are most welcome. I am glad that it made you smile in such hectic life. We had nice trip with your good wishes. Take care


SHILPA :

I am glad you liked these. Take care


PUNAM :

I am glad you liked these.
Take care


OLDFOX :

I feel happy you liked these. Take care

Jack said...

PRAMODA :

I am glad you liked these. It was fun without internet. Take care


PHILO :

I am so happy you liked these. Take care


JAGGU :

Welcome to my space. Hope to have your valuable views in future also. I will surely visit you soon. Take care


C D :

I am so happy to see you here and also that you enjoyed these. Hope to see you often. Take care

Sabi Sunshine said...

good one :)

Alka Gurha said...

ha, ha..:)

Jack said...

SABI :

I am glad you liked these. Take care


ALKA :

I feel happy that these made you have a laugh. Take care

Amrita Tanmay said...

सब के सब मजेदार हैं..

Jack said...

AMRITA :

MUJHE KHUSHI HAI KI AAPKO YEH SAB PASAND AAYE.

Take care

firefly said...

goood ones haha =)

Jack said...

FIREFLY :

I am so glad to see you here. I have not been able to visit your blogspace as I am told it has been removed. Why? Do let me know if you have started some other blog. I am glad you liked these. You may contact me by e-mail, my id is in my profile.

Take care