HUMOUR ON HOLI

Let us have little humour on this HOLI day.


A man running roadside eatery in a remote hilly area was hauled up before a judge for mixing horse meat in chicken sandwiches. Judge told him if he told truth a lenient view might be taken. The man confessed that he did mix horsemeat as said. Judge asked him the quantum, he replied it was 50 – 50. He was fined $ 100.00 and let off. On coming out one of his clients told him that there was hardly any chicken in the sandwiches and how did he say 50 – 50. He replied “ I have told truth. It is 50 – 50, one horse to one chicken.”


A city bred boy got married to a girl from rural area. The marriage was held in village church. In the reception after marriage he told guests that he did not know what a cow looks like till he got married.


A spaceship carrying two astronauts, one male and one female, landed at a planet expected to be inhibited. Sure enough they were greeted by local aliens and surprisingly they could communicate. While being taken through their camp, they saw female species stirring thick liquid in huge pots over fire. Some of them increased speed of churning. They asked their guide as to what was happening. They were told that females were making babies. At one spot they saw a female churning frantically and a tiny alien baby emerged from the pot. They were asked how did they make babies. They explained but aliens did not understand. So they agreed to give a demonstration. At the end of the act, aliens asked as to where was the baby. They told that it will take 9 months for the baby to come. Alien showed surprise saying “ Then what was the hurry in the end.”