Sunday, February 28, 2010

HUMOUR ON HOLI

Let us have little humour on this HOLI day.


A man running roadside eatery in a remote hilly area was hauled up before a judge for mixing horse meat in chicken sandwiches. Judge told him if he told truth a lenient view might be taken. The man confessed that he did mix horsemeat as said. Judge asked him the quantum, he replied it was 50 – 50. He was fined $ 100.00 and let off. On coming out one of his clients told him that there was hardly any chicken in the sandwiches and how did he say 50 – 50. He replied “ I have told truth. It is 50 – 50, one horse to one chicken.”


A city bred boy got married to a girl from rural area. The marriage was held in village church. In the reception after marriage he told guests that he did not know what a cow looks like till he got married.


A spaceship carrying two astronauts, one male and one female, landed at a planet expected to be inhibited. Sure enough they were greeted by local aliens and surprisingly they could communicate. While being taken through their camp, they saw female species stirring thick liquid in huge pots over fire. Some of them increased speed of churning. They asked their guide as to what was happening. They were told that females were making babies. At one spot they saw a female churning frantically and a tiny alien baby emerged from the pot. They were asked how did they make babies. They explained but aliens did not understand. So they agreed to give a demonstration. At the end of the act, aliens asked as to where was the baby. They told that it will take 9 months for the baby to come. Alien showed surprise saying “ Then what was the hurry in the end.”

18 comments:

Arnav said...

Funny :)

Rinkal said...

its superb!?!?
loved it

Sakshi said...

LOL!!!!

ash89 said...

Happy Holi Jack!

Escapist said...

Hmm...worth laughing..


P.S:- Happy Holi......

rohini said...

:-) funny ....and yes ahppy holi too...
www.rohinirojindar.blogspot.com

Jack said...

ARNAV :

Thanks for finding these worthwhile. Take care


RINKAL :

I am glad you had a laugh.
Take care


SAKSHI :

I am happy it made you laugh.
Take care


ASH :

Thanks and hope you had a nice time. Take care


ESCAPIST :

I am glad you found these worth laughing. Take care


ROHINI :

Welcome to my space. I am glad you found them funny. Hope you read some of my older posts too. I navigated to your space but could not read posts. I will visit soon to read all posts. Take care

rohini said...

hope to see you soonn....

Heavenly Muse said...

Happy HOLI sir

Tranquility Speaks said...

Hope you and your family had a nice Holi :)

Americanising Desi said...

really LOL!

Jack said...

ROHINI :

May be today. Take care


H M :

Thanks. Hope you enjoyed the jokes. Take care


TRANQUILITY :

We had a nice and quite time. Some persons came over. How was yours? Take care


A D :

I am glad you enjoyed these. I have visited you on 2S2S but my PC gets hung up every time. So I could not read or leave my comments. Take care

sulagna ™ said...

Jack Uncle..Happy Holi??? how was your Holi?? ours was pretty underplayed since i have a fear of the colors so dont step out of the house at all.

and about the comment on your niece's blog :) i guess its never too late ..i would still love to receive the comment..

and i personaly call the human way of having babies "babydance" sounds pretty cute !!

Jack said...

Sulagna,

WOW! I like the new code BABYDANCE. LOL.

Take care

Rinkal said...

ya uncle it made me laugh and i dont laugh much but it mad me laugh

WarmSunshine said...

Holi greetings to you :)

My blog has been shifted: http://the-perfect-line.blogspot.com/

hope you visit soon! plz update ur blog roll

Ellen said...

Hi Jack,

How are you? Nice to see you in a lighter mood with your post. By the way, thank you for dropping by the blog. Always a pleasure to see you. Have a pleasant and blessed day. May God bless you and your family.

Jack said...

RINKAL :

I am glad that it made you have a good laugh. Take care


MEHREEN :

You have really made my day today. I am so happy to see you here. I will visit your new space today itself. Take care


ELLEN :

I am glad you liked my light hearted post. Next one is a serious one. Take care