LET US WELCOME APRIL WITH HUMOUR

After a couple of serious posts it is time for a little humour. So here we go :


Police mobile car received a call from an elderly lady that a young man was indulging in indecent exposure. Officers rushed to her apartment on the 10th floor. She opened the door and motioned them to follow her. She pointed towards her bedroom window asking them to look outside. Both the officers looked hard but could not see anyone doing indecent exposure. They asked the lady as to where was that offender. She whispered asking them to stand on the stool by the window and them look through binoculars through the gap in curtain top and window of apartment on 8th floor of building across the street.


A lady was caught overspeeding. Policeman on scrutinizing her driving license remarked she was not wearing glasses as shown in the license photo. She told him that she has contacts. Policeman stated “ I do not care whom you know, I am going to book you for overspeeding.”


In a crowded shopping center Mintu got separated from his wife of 2 years. He approached a beautiful young lady and requested her to talk to him for a minute. She looked like she was going to yell so he quickly added “ The minute I start talking to a beautiful girl my wife appears out of nowhere and she is lost in crowd at present.”


A beautiful and curvaceous young woman while settling into dentist’s chair remarked that she was not sure if she would like to have her tooth filled or have a baby. The dentist requested her to make up her mind quickly so that he could adjust the chair accordingly.