Monday, April 5, 2010

LET US WELCOME APRIL WITH HUMOUR

After a couple of serious posts it is time for a little humour. So here we go :


Police mobile car received a call from an elderly lady that a young man was indulging in indecent exposure. Officers rushed to her apartment on the 10th floor. She opened the door and motioned them to follow her. She pointed towards her bedroom window asking them to look outside. Both the officers looked hard but could not see anyone doing indecent exposure. They asked the lady as to where was that offender. She whispered asking them to stand on the stool by the window and them look through binoculars through the gap in curtain top and window of apartment on 8th floor of building across the street.


A lady was caught overspeeding. Policeman on scrutinizing her driving license remarked she was not wearing glasses as shown in the license photo. She told him that she has contacts. Policeman stated “ I do not care whom you know, I am going to book you for overspeeding.”


In a crowded shopping center Mintu got separated from his wife of 2 years. He approached a beautiful young lady and requested her to talk to him for a minute. She looked like she was going to yell so he quickly added “ The minute I start talking to a beautiful girl my wife appears out of nowhere and she is lost in crowd at present.”


A beautiful and curvaceous young woman while settling into dentist’s chair remarked that she was not sure if she would like to have her tooth filled or have a baby. The dentist requested her to make up her mind quickly so that he could adjust the chair accordingly.

14 comments:

sulagna ™ said...

its always funny to read your blogs jack uncle..love them :)

« ♥ Shona™ ♫ » said...

Heheh!! Funny!!

Naaiicee!! Me liked!1

Sakshi said...

LOL

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

Hehehehe nice!! :) :)

Gourav Agrawal said...

Funny !!!!!!

Shayon said...

Hahaha! lovely ones!!

Jack said...
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Jack said...

SULAGNA :

You mean I do not write any serious posts? LOL. Relax, I am just joking. I am glad you enjoyed these. Take care


SHONA :

It makes me happy that you liked these. Take care


SAKSHI :

I feel so happy that you had a good laugh. Take care


GAURAV :

Welcome to my space. Hope you have read some of my older posts too. Looking for your views on those. I am glad you found these funny. Take care


SHAYON :

I am glad you enjoyed these. Take care

Jack said...

HARINI :

I do not know how your comment was not visible when I replied yesterday. So here I am. I am glad that you had a nice laugh.

Take care

Anjuli said...

:) funny!

M@ria said...

Im glad to have found your blog. Read some of the posts and loved them. Will keep coming back for more.
This post was a total lol. Thanks for the laugh :)

Jack said...

ANJULI :

Nice to see you here. I am glad you liked these. Hope you have read some of my older posts too. Would like you views on those. Another serious one is in the pipeline. Take care


M@RIA :

I feel honoured that you liked what I try to convey. Please do keep visiting as often as you can. I would like your views on my older posts too. Another serious one is ready and will be put up soon. I am glad you enjoyed these. Take care

littlemissjuicy said...

Hahahahaha sooo funny!
Gave me a good time while reading it.

Jack said...

l m j :

I am glad you enjoyed these. Take care