Thursday, December 27, 2012

LET US SMILE WHILE BIDDING BYE TO 2012


As this year is coming to an end, let us have some smile to bid farewell to 2012 :



A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense.

The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

"Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?"

"Er, ever since my wife found it in our bed."




An airline introduced a special package for business men: “buy your ticket get your wife's ticket free”.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave a same reply...”Which trip?”



An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another women.




Woman buys a new SIM card puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number: “Hello Darling!”
The husband responds in a low tone: “Let me call you back later Honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.”

 



“Dear Mother-in-law, don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.”




In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on a tourist's wife.
WIFE: “Shoot him! Shoot him!”
Husband: “Yes, Yes. I'm changing the battery of my camera.”


Having "WIFE" is a part of living...
But having "GIRLFRIEND" along with the "WIFE" is an art of living.


It is said that husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the neck of the family and the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants.


God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. 
 
Then He made the earth round... and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

4 comments:

firefly said...

its amazing how u get away after telling these jokes =D haha
happy new year to you Jack =)

p.s changed the url of my blog. its bleachedsun.blogspot.com

Jack said...

FIREFLY :

It is affection from you all which makes me get away with all this. LOL.
Thanks for your new year wishes. Wish you the same and may you achieve what you wish to in the coming year. I have noted you new url and will be there soon.

Take care

Amrita Tanmay said...

नव वर्ष की समस्त शुभकामनाएं ...

Jack said...

AMRITA :

AAPKI SHUBHKAAMNAAYON KAA HAARDIK DHANYAAWAAD. Take care