Tuesday, February 14, 2012

IMAGINATION

Many a times jokes have better impact when something is left to imagination. Here are some to prove the point :

Three young ladies were sitting by the swimming pool side when door of men’s changing room swung open. A naked man, with his face hidden behind towel he was rubbing head with, walked past.

One lady said, “ Thank God! Not my husband.”

Second one said, “ Not mine too.”

The third one exclaimed, “ OMG! Not even member of this club.”


In a party some ladies were discussing the host. One said,” How elegantly he desses.” Another one quipped, “ And how fast too.”


Three young women working in a office were terrified of their strict woman boss. The boss used to make them work without any time for gossip. Every Wednesday she used to go out of office around 12 pm and come back at 4 pm. These young women then decided that they too would go out one on each Wednesdays just after she leaves and come back before she returns. On first following Wednesday one of them did it. On her return she told that she went to movie with a friend and enjoyed. Next Wednesday second one on return told that she went to spa and had gala time. They both were surprised to see the third one come back within half an hour or so looking very scared. When asked she told, “ I nearly got caught for bunking by Boss. I thought I will go home and make love as my husband has off on Wednesdays but on reaching home I found Boss’s car parked in our driveway.”


One evening a young boy crying while holding a stiff finger told his father that he was stirring a solution with it and it went stiff. Father after looking at the finger told him to wash it with fresh water. Further he told that he would give his $ 5 for that solution. Next morning the young boy found $ 15 under his pillow. On asking father told $ 10 were from his mother.

18 comments:

RiĆ  said...

lol!! had read a couple of them before. Good ones Uncle Jack. :) And Happy Valentine's Day!

Tanvi said...

Witty & Funny. I hadn't heard them before so I enjoyed the humor. Happy V Day!

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Shreya said...

;) Lol!! :D

harman singh said...

lol...
gr8
all of them were nice...
happy V DAY enjoy with your wifey ..have a cozy candle lite dinner :)
wht say SIR??

Sonshu said...

HAHAHAHAHAH.

Loving the humour. :P Never heard of any of them. :P

LOL.

Sonshu
sonshus.blogspot.com

Sakshi said...

lolo uncle jack :)

Ann said...

good one.. Made me smile all the time i was reading.. Thanks for sharing..

♫♪♥PhilO♥♪♫ said...

You always come up with light reads :)
This was nice :)

Raja said...

just thought of extending joke2:

3rd woman : sometimes very slow..
2nd woman to 3rd: who are you?
3rd: his wife.. you *****

Jack said...

SORRY EVERYBODY, MY INTERNET WAS NOT WORKING SINCE 16TH INSTANT AND THUS DELAY IN REPLYING. I HOPE YOU ALL HAD HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.


RIA :

Thanks for appreciation. Take care


TANVI :

I am so glad you enjoyed these. Take care


SHREYA :

It is so nice to see you having a good laugh. Take care

Jack said...

HARMAN :

Thanks for your wishes. We had a nice time at home only. Take care


SONSHU :

Good to see you having a hearty laugh. Take care


SAKSHI :

I am so glad that these made you laugh. Take care

Jack said...

ANN :

I am so happy that you found these worth smiling. Take care


PHILO :

We do need some light fun posts too, isn't it? Take care


RAJA :

LOL. Thanks for addition. Makes it more funny. Take care

Aliza Khan said...

Hahahahahahahah wowww gave me quite a laugh :p thnxxx

Jack said...

ALIZA :

I am so happy that this made you have a good laugh. Take care

StyleDestino said...

Lol.. good ones!!!!

www.styledestino.blogspot.com/

Jack said...

S D,

Welcome to my space. I am glad that you enjoyed these. Hope to see you often and have your valuable views. Take care

Oldfox004 said...

Lolssssss....its good to come to blogosphere!!

btw, how do u find such content?

Jack said...

OLD FOX :

Nice to see you. It is really a pleasure to visit blogsphere as one learns so much. Take care