Many a times jokes have better impact when something is left to imagination. Here are some to prove the point :
Three young ladies were sitting by the swimming pool side when door of men’s changing room swung open. A naked man, with his face hidden behind towel he was rubbing head with, walked past.
One lady said, “ Thank God! Not my husband.”
Second one said, “ Not mine too.”
The third one exclaimed, “ OMG! Not even member of this club.”
In a party some ladies were discussing the host. One said,” How elegantly he desses.” Another one quipped, “ And how fast too.”
Three young women working in a office were terrified of their strict woman boss. The boss used to make them work without any time for gossip. Every Wednesday she used to go out of office around 12 pm and come back at 4 pm. These young women then decided that they too would go out one on each Wednesdays just after she leaves and come back before she returns. On first following Wednesday one of them did it. On her return she told that she went to movie with a friend and enjoyed. Next Wednesday second one on return told that she went to spa and had gala time. They both were surprised to see the third one come back within half an hour or so looking very scared. When asked she told, “ I nearly got caught for bunking by Boss. I thought I will go home and make love as my husband has off on Wednesdays but on reaching home I found Boss’s car parked in our driveway.”
One evening a young boy crying while holding a stiff finger told his father that he was stirring a solution with it and it went stiff. Father after looking at the finger told him to wash it with fresh water. Further he told that he would give his $ 5 for that solution. Next morning the young boy found $ 15 under his pillow. On asking father told $ 10 were from his mother.