Sunday, November 20, 2011

FORTY YEARS!

Today evening 40 years ago we got married. I have already said how was this journey in my post TERE BIN JEENA.... a few days ago. It has been sugar and spice in right mix. So here is something what people say to bring little smile :

A couple on their Golden Jubilee relived their honeymoon. When they returned, friend in the bar asked him how was it. He told that everything was same, they went to same hill station, stayed in the same hotel, they got the same room and stayed for the same number of days. He looked a little sad. On asking he said,” But there was one difference, last time it was she who cried but this time it was me.”


Wife got up in the middle of night to find husband missing. On looking she found him sitting in the living room crying. She was alarmed and on her asking the reason, he asked,” Do you know today we complete 25 years of marriage?”

She,” Oh, yes! Isn’t that lovely?”

He,” Remember your father who was in police had caught us doing naughty things and put a gun on my head saying that if I did not consent to marry you he would have me locked up in jail for 25 years?”

She,” Yes, how sweet of you to have chosen the former!”

He,” You know, had I not, today I would have been a free man.”



Young boy,” Daddy, do you spell marriage as m i r a g e?”

Father,” No son, but they are very akin.”


Friends were discussing how they fail to win an argument with wife and they were surprised when a meek looking man said that in any argument with his wife he has the last word. On their insistence he told, “ I always say I AM SORRY.?


Marriage – It is an institution where a man forfeits his bachelor’s degree while a woman gains master’s degree by default.

32 comments:

Sakshi said...

Congrats uncle.. may many more years of happy togetherness await you :)

Furree Katt said...

congratulations Jack uncle! 40 years is wonderful, and so long. i hope your marriage remains prosperous and full of love till the end of time :) ♥

Mishi said...

loved the jokes Jack:-)
and Congrats for your 40th Anniversary..I wish you guys happiness and Peace till the end.ameen

Tranquility Speaks said...

A very Happy Wedding Anniversary to you. I wish you have another 100 years of happiness together

Harman said...

ha haaaaaaaaaaa
so sweet...
man forfeits ..woman masters!..
Congrats to you and your wife..
may god bless the lovely couple with lots of happiness and good health..
and we as blogger friends keep reading your lovely blogs and get experience from wht you learnt in life.
Regards
harman

sulagna ™ said...

jack uncle congratulations :) you are a wonderful human being and i am sure aunty and you have made a lot of difference in this worl with your kind and thoughtful ways..wish you a glorious anniversary and i pray you keep writing these posts year after year after year.

Gayu said...

Happy Anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!
May God bless you both!!!!!!!!!!

It must be a wonderful feeling na...the one which can't be xpressed...WOW..!!!
:) :) :)...!!!!

Let this love and togetherness last till eternity:)

Love to both of u
Gayu

Alka Gurha said...

Happy Anniversary Jack....wish you many many more.

☆ Rià ღ said...

Congrats Unlce J!! And those jokes, have read them b4 but they still crack me up. :)

Rohit said...

Congratulations to the lovely couple.

Apurva said...

congratulations uncle! :-)
really nice post about marriage !

Amrita said...

Wow!! 40 years!! Lovely!!!! Heartiest congratulations!!!

Jyoti Mishra said...

Congratulations n celebrations
Wow 40 years :)

Stay like this forever !!

Lovely read

Jack said...

SAKSHI :

Thanks for being so prompt and first one to be here. God bless you for your wishes. Take care


FURREE :

I am so moved by your so thoughtful wishes. Thanks. Take care


MISHI :

Thanks for the wishes as well as appreciating jokes. Wish you too have many many years of togetherness with your partner when it happens. Take care


TRANQUILITY :

Awwww, thanks for such wishes. Not that I will mind but 100 is little to much to remain in this world. Take care

Jack said...

HARMAN :

I am overwhelmed by such affectionate wishes. Thanks a lot. I feel happy that you enjoyed the joke. Take care


SULAGNA :

OMG, such loving comment, I do not know how can I ever find words to thank you. May God bless you all. Take care


GAYU :

Yes, it is really a wonderful feeling. Wish you both the same and more. Take care

Jack said...

ALKA :

So nice of you to wish us. Thanks and we wish you both many many years of togetherness full of love. Take care


RIA :

Thanks for the wishes and am so glad that these old jokes still have way to make you laugh. Take care


APURVA :

Thanks and I am glad you liked the post. Take care

Jack said...

ROHIT :

Sorry I jumped over you. Thanks a lot. Take care


AMRITA :

Thanks and wish you both many many years of togetherness full of love. Take care


JYOTI :

Thanks for your sweet wishes. May God bless you. Take care

viddhi said...

BIG BIG congratulations ! :)
hope you two enjoy many more years of happiness together !

Iqra said...

Sorry for wishing you little late. Congrats Uncle, may you have many upcoming years to celebrate :)

Purba said...

Wishing you many more years of togetherness.

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Amrita Tanmay said...

देर से ही आप मेरी शुभकामनाएं स्वीकार करें . आगे भी आप लोग और जुबली मनाये. पोस्ट गुदगुदा गयी . बहुत अच्छी लगी. धन्यवाद.

Jack said...

VIDDHI :

It is so sweet of you to wish so warmly. Thanks a lot. Take care


IQRA :

It is the feeling which counts and not time. I am so glad that you came over to wish. Thanks. Take care


PURBA :

Thanks a lot for such good wishes. Take care


AMRITA :

AAPKI SHUBH KAMNAYON KE LIYE DHANYAWAD. MUJHE KHUSHI HUYI KI AAPKO IS POST NE HANSI DI. Take care

Ellen said...

Congratulations, Jack! :-) Love those lines at the bottom of the post. Wish you both all the wonderful blessings that you two deserve. God bless you!

Btw, it was wonderful seeing you in my blog. Amazing as usual to see that you made a clean sweep down several posts and left your wise thoughts behind. Always a delight to see you visit. Know that you are missed cos I consider you a fine gentleman and friend. God bless you and your loved ones.

Shreya said...

Congrats, enjoy your 40s :)

Marriage – It is an institution where a man forfeits his bachelor’s degree while a woman gains master’s degree by default.. lol ;) this is lovely ;)

Enjoyed your post :)

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Celestial Dreamz said...

smiles :) congratulations ... may you always be happy.

Jack said...

ELLEN :

Thanks a lot for your kind wishes. Take care


SHREYA :

Welcome to my space. Hope you visit regularly and give your valuable views. Do try to read some of my older posts to. Take care


C D :

It is so nice to see you here. Thanks for your wishes. Take care

Meera Sundararajan said...

Congrats on your anniversary and wish you many more years of togetherness. The jokes on marriage were funny.. but then 40 years is no joke!

Jack said...

MEERA :

Welcome to my space. Thanks for your wishes. I am glad that you liked the humour. Hope to see you here often and have your valuable views. Please do read some of my older posts, if you find time. Take care

Ruprekha said...

Congratulations! 40 years,that's wonderful!! Wish you many more ....
Love your posts, especially this one with the humour part :)

Jack said...

RUPREKHA :

Thanks a lot for your kind wishes. I feel happy that you liked little humour here. Take care

Veena said...

I know i am late in wishing.... but still a wish a is a wish is a wish.... many many congrats...